waitress intrusion

so just minutes ago, i’m having a private moment in the bathroom.

when all of the sudden, the door swings open and i see a little girl with her clipboard and pen standing behind a small table.

“what can i do for you kerri myers?”

she proceeds without breaking character,

“we have squash, kiwi, crumlins, and whiskey….

which would you like, kerri?”

this is what i saw.

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6 thoughts on “waitress intrusion

  1. i love this. true em form…
    my favorite part?
    her socks….and her feet….they look just like your socked feet.

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